Functional Intelligence

Your AI says
YAS or FOOYA
to everything you buy.

Every food, cosmetic, and garment — scored for YOUR body. That "healthy" granola bar? Canola oil, hidden sugars, BHT (banned in Japan). All FDA-approved. All working against you. Your label won't tell you. We will.

What matters most to you? (optional) Inflammation Hormones Gut health Detox Longevity Skin health

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Nature Valley Crunchy Granola Bar
28
🤮 FOOYA
canola oil sugar #2 ingredient BHT preservative corn syrup
→ 3 cleaner snack bars for your body
Chobani Greek Yogurt, Vanilla
58
⚠️ MEH
probiotics protein added sugar 12g natural flavors
→ Plain version scores 79 — swap?
Thorne Magnesium Bisglycinate
91
🔥 YAS!
bioavailable no fillers sleep support muscle recovery
→ Perfect for your profile
Cetaphil Gentle Skin Cleanser
44
FOOYA
parabens SLS fragrance
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Three verdicts. Zero confusion.

Every product gets one clear answer — personalized to your biology, conditions, and goals.

🔥 YAS!

Actively supports your body. Clean, bioavailable, functional — for YOU specifically.

Thorne Magnesium → 91

⚠️ MEH

Not terrible, not great. Has benefits but also ingredients working against you. We show you what to swap.

Chobani Vanilla → 58

🤮 FOOYA

Red flag. Seed oils, hidden sugars, endocrine disruptors — things that "passed" regulation but research says otherwise.

Nature Valley Bar → 28

5-axis functional score

Every product analyzed across what actually matters in functional medicine.

Anti-inflammatory
Seed oils, omega-6 overload, hidden triggers
Hormonal support
Endocrine disruptors, xenoestrogens, BPA
Oxidative protection
Free radical load, antioxidant capacity
Gut nourishment
Microbiome impact, emulsifiers, additives
Detox support
PFAS, heavy metals, liver pathway load

Three ways. One brain.

1

Browser Extension

Chrome. Amazon, iHerb, Sephora, Zara — scores appear automatically while you shop.

2

WhatsApp Bot

Snap a label photo. Personalized score in under 10 seconds. Works anywhere.

3

Dashboard

Track your cumulative functional load. See what's actually moving the needle.

The toxic load is rising. The tools haven't caught up.

84K+
chemicals in commercial use
<1%
fully tested on humans
80M
Yuka users, zero personalization
FDA ≠
safe — sucralose, erythritol, BHT all "approved"

They made you aware. We make you empowered.

How Fooyas compares

FeatureYukaClearyaFooyas
AI-powered analysis
Functional medicine scoring
Personalized to your biology
Food + cosmetics + clothingFood + cosmeticsCosmeticsAll three
Browser extension
WhatsApp bot
Personalized alternativesGenericLimitedFor your biology

Why I'm building this

I got tired. Tired of googling every ingredient, cross-checking five apps, reading studies at 1am just to buy a lotion or a snack bar. The information is out there — but it's scattered, generic, and never about MY body.

So I'm building the thing I wish existed: you look at a product, and it tells you — instantly, personally — whether it's a YAS or a FOOYA. No googling. No guessing. Just the answer, right in your face.

— Barbara, founder of Fooyas

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